When I still lived with my parents, I used to take the train to school everyday. I used to read Murder on the Orient Express hoping any of my fellow travellers would get the joke. No-one ever did. I still love that book though, and still plan to write an Hercule Poirot crossover, without trains. Nevertheless, this gives me ideas. Murder on the Friendship Express. Who would I kill off anyway? I think the mane six should be featured, actually.
Pity I don’t have time. Back to detailing… urg.
Speaking of which: let’s see if we can get the twelve suspects match up MLP FiM characters:
Princess Dragomiroff (the old-fashoned aristocrat): Luna
Colonel Arbuthnot (the honorable white knight): Rainbow Dash
Mary Debenham (the smart one): Twilight Sparkle
Count and Countess Andreyi (the cosmopolitan young couple): Applebloom and husband (OC?)
Cyrus Hardman (supposed loudmouth, actually a romantic): Scootaloo
Gretha Olsson (the kind, slow one): Sweetie Belle
Hildegarde Schmidt (the loyal one): Applejack (I know Dash is element of honesty, but fuck you)
Masterman (the boring valet): Big Macintosh???
Hector MacQueen (Mr Obvious): Pinkie Pie???
Mrs. Hubbard (the actress): Rarity
Antonio Forscarelli (the loud one): Rainbow Dash
Pierre-Michel: Engineer pony
Victim: OC or an actual villain from the show?
So here’s the preliminary list. I’ll see whether this can lead anywhere.
This’ll need to be re-worked.
